Things I Learned Today... Against My Will #2

The euphoria that comes from having timed it EXACTLY right and leaving $1.67 in one's checking account is cut short almost immediately by the inevitability of some old check you forgot about suddenly clearing.

I'll be in the lab creating a strain of radioactive ATM-destroying mold.

No, the ATM didn't actually do anything to hurt me, but, you know, you have to take it out on something - be glad it isn't you.

Things I Learned Today... Against my Will

A CD that has been mis-recorded, thrown away, covered in refuse, and then wiped with the utmost care by your best minion... can still NOT function and cannot be re-used to store new data if the original failed burn attempt was a finalized CD.

Bags.

Now I need to punish my minions.