- Do not put an ink pen in the microwave.
- If you DO put an ink pen in the microwave, do not do it for longer than 10 seconds.
- If an ink pen explodes in your microwave, be sure to clean the ink out quickly. Soap and water appears to work well.
- Don't attempt to iron your collar with a curling iron.
- If you DO attempt to iron your collar with a curling iron, take off the collar first.
(Yes I learned this first hand, shut up.)
